Everybody Poops

So... Thanksgiving (for you non-Americans, this is a holiday over here we use to celebrate the meticulous massacre of the indigenous people that were here prior to us "colonizing" America). We also sneezed on blankets and passed 'em out as a pretext to biological warfare as we know it today. Anyhoosal... it typically ends in a tryptophan-induced coma and/or drunken fight. w00t! The day AFTER Thanksgiving typically marks the beginning of a very short-lived diet (interrupted by Christmas). Binge and purge, people... binge and purge.

Dieting brings me to a biblical conundrum... if I eat too much, I'm a glutton... which is a sin. If I WATCH what I eat and take CARE of myself, though... it's vanity... a sin. Luckily, there's no God, so I'm going to get myself a Reese's cup. Mmmm... chocolate...