So... some nice people came over and played in my shit yesterday and today. My sewer main broke. I'm guessing being a plumber has it's perks (like the money I shelled out)... but I'll go out on a limb and assume it's not a profession that allows one to go home and relax with a nice cup of hot chocolate and a Snickers bar. I'm just saying, you know... I know I wouldn't be able to ever eat corn again. Seeing your own shit splattered on another dude (not to mention your walls) is a certain humiliation no one should have to endure. Unless you're into German porn, I guess. They LOVE shitting on each other over there.
